Who the heck are these people?

THE FLYER- My gorgeous and smart 8 yr old daughter who is dangerously obsessed with cheerleading.

KNUCKLEHEAD- The dog. Appropriately named- enough said.


PHANTOM- The cat. So named because he wants to have nothing to do with us whatsoever- as long as we keep feeding him.



And then there's me. . . The Stepford Mommy. I'm just a very real girl in a very plastic town. I hope you'll join me on this journey as I try to make my way as a Mommy in Stepford without becoming a Stepford Mommy!